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Sunday, February 25, 2007
THE GOOGLOSCARS
In the spirit of tonight's awards, I present this month's nominees for Creepiest Search Phrase Used To Find CintraWilson.com.
- mom and son drunken incest pictures
- how tall is Joe Biden, D-Del
- what slobodan milosevic did in his lifetime
- big & attractive breasts snaps
- anorexic inspiration
You, the commenters, are the academy, for all intents and purposes, so have at it!
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#1 probably gives lavish gifts for Mother's Day... of Jagermeister.
Posted by: steven at February 25, 2007 9:21 PM
Missing your play by play commentary tonight. I'm tivo-ing of course so I'm about 1/2 hour behind the live thing.
Just watching Gwenith. WTF! Did she and Nicole call each other to coordinate that hair thing. What is that? They both look terrible, but Nicole's dress was great.
You're little Jack Black sure is big whig now. That was a good idea, just didn't' quite gel to the fever pitch it wanted to.
Memo to Ellen, this is not your silly little daytime talkshow, it's not all about YOU. Here schtict is too Ellen-centric
Oh my good did I here "droopy drawers" and the censor's didn't' bleep? wow we've come a long way baby
Posted by: Jody at February 25, 2007 11:03 PM
Why is Celine Dion?
Posted by: J.R. at February 25, 2007 11:30 PM
What the hell! Phillip S. Hoffman looks like a a total scum-bag.
Shampoo, it's more than just an emabarrising movie!
Posted by: Scout at February 26, 2007 12:22 AM
George Lucus' head looks unaturally small. very creepy.
Posted by: Luke at February 26, 2007 12:36 AM
Can Jack Nickolus please go peacfully... away.
He's had more camera time tonight, between the montages, the Apple add, and the frequent reactions shots. than anyome but Ellen. Why? why? He looks so scarry, he scares me.
Posted by: Danny at February 26, 2007 12:39 AM
Diane (Keaton) looks fantastic. And no gloves. finally, she looks sort of comfortable in her own skin.
Posted by: Miranda at February 26, 2007 12:44 AM
At least Cintra scored the "big & attractive breasts" search term, that's gotta be worth something in the adsense sweepstakes, right?
Posted by: JJ Daddy-O at March 9, 2007 9:10 PM
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