(To be read in the voice of The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy)

Worst President Ev-ar

Posted by: steven "please don't put me on any more lists" felty at May 1, 2007 11:20 AM

Too bad he pissed off Prince Bandar so bad -- maybe, to celebrate the anniversary, he could have flown onto an aircraft carrier on a real live magic carpet brandishing a big scimitar, like Alladin.
In clouds of pink gas.

Posted by: Cintra "Triumph of the Ill" Wilson at May 1, 2007 11:32 AM

I dunno if it's so much he pissed off Bandar than it is Bandar's influence with his Uncle has waned.

Maybe Laura let him crash land his lil' Pink Raptor onto her landing strip to celebrate? "Oh George, another "Mission Accomplished" before I get a chance to finish?!"

Posted by: steven " Nocturnal Emission Accomplished at May 1, 2007 12:48 PM

Not that this is anything groundbreaking, but that constant look of slight uncertainty and confusion on that guys face never ceases to amaze me...

Like, people voted for this guy...twice...

Posted by: Brink at May 1, 2007 2:48 PM

Brinkey, Maybe next time people won't vote for an untreated alcoholic/cocaine addict that hears voices? He would have made a terrible Baseball Commissioner, let alone President of The United States. The first election was a combination of lies, tax cuts, smears (especially McCain), morons voting for Nader and voter fraud, the second was manipulation of Terror warnings, fear, War, terrible Dem candidate, smears (Swift Boat Veterans), morons for Nader, terrible Dem candidate and a terrible Dem candidate with no charisma.

Posted by: steven at May 1, 2007 3:04 PM

This is way I'm allergic to seafood.

Posted by: Super Amanda at May 1, 2007 4:39 PM

Ya man, I dunno, shiesty shit...

Too much for my delicate, simpleton head to wrap around. I'd rather like, stare at grass growing...

Thanks for the link, Steven, by the way. Linked you back 'ol farmer...

Posted by: Brink at May 1, 2007 4:42 PM

That's no codpiece, sister. That's 100% solid American cock-power on display--Texas style, no less. It's enough to make Rosie O'Dummy lose 80 pounds and turn her into a sane heterosexual.

He gives ME a boner!

Posted by: Thibault at May 1, 2007 4:50 PM

Hey Brinkey, my cousin turns six this year, time for him to learn how to skate. What deck should I get him?

Posted by: steven at May 1, 2007 5:05 PM

I totally voted for Nader. If I was eight years younger, I would probably campaign for Mike Gravel, not that it would do anybody any good.

I did it after it was a virtual certainty that the electorate in NY would go to the Democrats. I wouldn't have voted for Nader in FLORIDA.

Not that it would have made any difference, what with all the Stalinist methods of voter intimidation and Katherine Harris all up in Jeb's Bush.

But still. We Naderians weren't totally moronic.....just.....totally unrealistic.

Posted by: Cintra "Voted for Nader" Wilson at May 1, 2007 6:28 PM

Oh Thibault, you hapless contrarian. You must have been abused at an impressionable age by an authority figure.

It wasn't your fault, honey.

I bet he told you the athletic cup was part of a real Star Wars Stormtrooper he had in the van. How were you to know?

Posted by: Cintra "Put Some Stank On It" Wilson at May 1, 2007 6:35 PM

Don't feel bad, I voted for David Bowie once. To be fair, the race was between Carter and Reagan.

Posted by: steven at May 1, 2007 6:41 PM

Oh Thibault, have you seen those All American purity balls up close?

Posted by: Super Amanda at May 1, 2007 6:43 PM

Lest I sound like some(rightously) cranky Democrat circa 2000, I'm an Independent, but I usually toss my vote the Dem's way.(I did have to vote for Arlen Specter against a Dem to block Santorum from getting higher status) I think it's all very well and fine to vote for marginal candidates (free country and all that), but if Nader was serious, he should have spent years getting Reform candidates in office at the local and State levels and then worked on getting members into Congress and the Senate. I would LOVE to see Congress and The Senate so fractured that it was impossible to get a majority without true compromise. The two party system reduces our politics to a sporting event. That being said, Nader was an ass for not telling his voters that the cause was lost and they should vote their conscience.

Posted by: steven at May 1, 2007 6:57 PM

I so agree Steven, Kucinich and maybe Obama too.
Do these guys want Republican's in office for the next 100 years?
Demos have to win or it's coat hangers for all.

Posted by: Super Amanda at May 1, 2007 7:52 PM

I saw Kucinich on Bill Maher's show last weekend and I really liked the guy. No chance in hell of getting elected, but I like him.

Obama was flat in the MSNBC debate, maybe he isn't the Second Coming after all.

As for the coat hangers, you'll need a Democrat in the White House for at least 12 years to fix that. Note to those hoping for SCOTUS nominations, the appointment is for LIFE, not until it becomes burdensome. (I'm looking at YOU Sandra Day- O'Conner)

Posted by: steven at May 1, 2007 8:12 PM

Can I just vote for Cintra? I'm gonna do that. for the first time ever. ill be 32 or something. and ill go vote. and ill write cintras name and URL on the ballot and take a cell phone pic and post it up here...

When is the election? Shit. Someone just remind me what its time, okay? I'll be skating in the meantime...

Steven...if he's 6, he needs a smaller board...they are referred to as "minis"

Doesn't really matter what brand, they are all a downscaled version of a full size board with relative concaves and whatnot...maybe get him something with blood and snakes and skulls and whatnot on it! ahahah.

If he needs little skate shoes, I got em. I work for etnies. I'll send you a pair...every new skater needs a cute new pair of lil skater shoes...

You can always email or AIM me ya know...hit me up thru the contact form on my site or get my email from Cintra...I dont wanna post it here for the spam bots to slay me with...

Posted by: Brink at May 1, 2007 9:43 PM

Cool!I'll email you later Brinkey. I made te mistake of putting my email in a blog post once. O... M...G! Never again.

Posted by: steven at May 2, 2007 7:24 AM