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Friday, June 22, 2007
DREGULAIS NOUVEAU --------->>>
A full-bodied, dry, screw-top varietal. Bloody, with notes of copper, toothpaste, Sanka, and Polonium 210. Perfect picnic refreshment for a summer riot. Quaffable!
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Hah! Delicious! Can I get a magnum?
Posted by: Jon Thibault at June 22, 2007 1:19 PM
Thibault! Lovely to see your name on the block.
Would you prefer the Colt '45, or the Official Condom of the NBA?
Posted by: Cintra "It's All Fun & Games Until Somebody Gets Drunk" Wilson at June 22, 2007 4:21 PM
I'm ummm, dubious about the ability of NBC and it's ability to report on elections and The War since their parent company is in the business of manufacturing both. I am but a simple chard-grower, but even I can see the problem there.
The wine is amusing with subtle notes of no-shine desert boot leather, a big Military/Industrial Complex nose and a lingering sense of dread at the finish.
Posted by: steven "not a Rachael Ray fan" felty at June 22, 2007 4:58 PM
I'm equally dubious about my command of the English language.
Posted by: steven at June 22, 2007 6:31 PM
CW:
I've already had my 40 today, sister. At this point, I'd prefer one of those weird, rectangular Mad Dog 20/20 bottles, if your majik muse juice comes in that size.
As for the condoms, I already have magnums in my underwear drawer--sadly, pathetically unused. Right next to the numchucks.
Posted by: Jon "Too Much Booze Already" Thibault at June 22, 2007 7:15 PM
And that last scene of the Sopranos...the one with that lovely Journey tune, yeah, that was filmed at the ice cream shop around the corner from where I grew up in Bloomfield, NJ...
It's called Holsteins and I was there all the time as a kid...
Ah... the memories....
Posted by: Brink at June 24, 2007 5:56 AM
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