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Friday, November 16, 2007
DAMON? REALLY? I MEAN....REALLY?
Not while Benicio has an ounce of horrible life left in his body, thank you very much. Or, hell, Johnny Depp, even with the added handicap of his parasitic grandfather, Keith Richards.
Is That All There Is?
Call it a Bourne Conspiracy theory, but i say it just goes to show you that the "Sexiest Man Alive Competition" is just yet another bureaucracy that is completely owned and operated by white men. Namely, the cast of "Ocean's 13."
I say those boys have bought that award as their personal ego-jacuzzi.
Matt Good-Will-Mother-Huffing Damon. Please. The Osmond family called, and they want all 4,578 of their children's teeth back.
In the meantime, I'm going to get the butter and watch Diddy's "Unforgivable" ad on YouTube another 17 times.
Now, Diddy is a man who knows his way around stretch-lace. Damon would probably just use it to strain vegetable juice, and then complain that the rosettes let in too much pulp.
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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures! -- Anthony B.
But now, uncertain of the length
Of this, that is between,
It goads me, like the Goblin Bee--
That will not state-- its sting. -- Emily D.
Posted by: Bob "Last Tango References Rock" Mundial at November 16, 2007 4:39 PM
Definitely not the sexiest man alive, at least not as long as orange haired man-tailored images of Annie Lennox persist.
Posted by: steven at November 16, 2007 9:36 PM
Matt Damon just flat out sucks... He ruined Saving Private Ryan by actually being Private Ryan. What a fuckin douche. He's so not hot.
Posted by: Brink at November 17, 2007 4:57 AM
You guys are all sexier than Matt Damon. I can't wait to feature you all in the 2008 "Men of the Dregublog" calendar.
$$$$$$$$$$.
I hope Chalmers Johnson is willing to pose naked with an albino python.
Posted by: Cintra"Saving Private Dancer" Wilson at November 17, 2007 8:31 AM
What about a DVD of the Girls of Left-Wing Moral Relativism?
Ka-Ching!!!!!
Posted by: steven at November 17, 2007 10:03 AM
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