I don't know how the numbers crunch in Iowa, but my take on Obama's win has more to do with Boomer Fatigue than fear of lady parts. I know I'm tired of the Washington that is a continuance of a feud between Hippies and College Republicans that started in their Sophomore Year. The Culture War is a Panty Raid.

Then there's the Dynastic Thing. Two Bush Presidents haven't been all that good for us (let's say Bush II is no John Quincy Adams and leave it at that.). Is Hillary Bill II or Hillary I? We saw how great their last co-Presidency went.

Anyway, how can we waste pixels on this shite when BRITNEY WAS TAKEN OUT OF HER HOUSE ON A STRETCHER??!! OMFG!

Posted by: steven at January 4, 2008 9:22 AM

She WAS? Oh no. "Hostage Brituation '08."

See, if Britney had only let Jayden James ALSO be named after P.Diddy (K-Fed apparently wanted Sean Preston's brother to be named Sutton Pierce) they might have some class in the family and we wouldn't be having any of this Dinty Moore, doublewide, Chunky chili-cheese-ass babymama drama.

Bathos!

Posted by: Cintra "Late as Usual" Wilson at January 4, 2008 12:06 PM

Shame on us for wasting our last good brain cells on the election when one of our Scapegoat Living Bratz Dolls is having a Psychotic Break. She needs us.. even if it is just an experiment in quantum physics. (If we don't observe her, does she exist?)

But seriously, she needs to get the hell out of Los Angeles before she ends up d-e-d dead.

Posted by: steven at January 4, 2008 1:12 PM

Cintra! Doctor Phil told me that I'm NOT allowed to read the Dregulator and that for a long time he's wanted to stage a vortex crisis intervention as there are boobs and You Tube vids in the balance...your fashion writing has corrupted me and now I only want to wear tie dyed Doctor Zihas vests from "Modern poof" of Carnaby Street. Phil and I gonna be pimpin when we get to The Priory and bust Britney out when she pulls her London meltdown.

Posted by: Super Amanda at January 7, 2008 10:11 PM

Hilary was being fed pizza by her roadies, eating flame Cheetos and crying.

Posted by: Super Amanda at January 7, 2008 10:56 PM

So, the hardest -working Madam in this li'l ole nation pulled-off a massive upset in the beloved state we call, "New Hampshire."

Obama is a doll, and one must adore his wife's Washington-&-Go "Anita Hill Hair-Flip," but they're both as substantial and as satisfying as a lukewarm cup of Ovaltine.

This globe can be saved only by a broad like Hillary or--perchance-- by 'Las Appasionadas,' who have (most regrettably) lost their leader in a well-documented blaze of incorrigibly unforgivable self-immolation.

Given that 'Jejeuna' is not only "clearly dead [but really most sincerely] DEAD," there remains but one alternative:

Hill.

Posted by: Caprice "That's DOUBLE Hockey-Sticks in Hillary's Name, Thank You" de La Crane at January 9, 2008 1:36 AM

No doubt, y'all win, the wife of the last two term Democratic president of the United States beat the first black dude ever to win a presidential primary in these here United States yesterday. True that. But Kid Kenya came in second, folks -- the same as Billy Clint did in New Hampshire back in the day. Kudos to the Hill and Bill show (with two L's, guilty as charged) for bringing the noise. I too was moved when she got real after that question on TV. Now, however, we do have a race. Sometimes, this whole America the beautiful thing -- it's a-okay. As are you guys.

Posted by: Jose "Schooled by Caprice y Hill" Montoya at January 9, 2008 8:00 AM