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Thursday, February 14, 2008
HAPPY ST. VALENTINES MARTYRDOM, PANTY SHOPPERS
The New York Times today is featuring my somewhat lurid experience at Victoria's Secret on Herald Square.
I RUV OO
And if you really want to know about St. Valentine, well, all you really need to know is that he was stoned and beheaded by Claudius II. The holiday used to be a pagan teen sex lottery in honor of the God Lupercus, which just goes to show you how much much more fun Catholicism has made everything over the years. In any case, I hope each and every one of you will be my Special Valentine.
Love, Cintra
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One of the numerous St. Valentine's head is encased in a very Russell Stover-ish reliquary at Santa Maria Cosmedin in Rome. I was tempted to see if the skull had a creamy ganache center, but Valentine looks more to be made of dusty beef jerky than anything else.
Posted by: steven at February 14, 2008 8:22 PM
The nougaty center of Valentine's noggin' was removed centuries ago.
Anonymous observers of history aver that it made for a rather nice spread on Papal communion wafers. An ancient and sacramental Cheeze-Whiz, as it were.
Tell no one. It's supposed to be a secret. A la Victoria.
Posted by: Juan "Bring Back the Lupercus Lottery" de la Sahara at February 17, 2008 1:01 PM
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