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Sunday, April 20, 2008

THOSE WACKY KIDS HANGING AROUND THE PENTAGON


Well, it seems our pal Charlie at our favorite counterinsurgency blog, Abu Muqawama, is trying to horn in on our fashion criticism turf with a painfully nailing little essay detailing DC summer fashion Don'ts.

Which means, of course, that I am going to have to salt her area of cyberspace so that nothing can ever be written there again. Or maybe I can just get Britain and France to let me claim the cyberspace around Abu Muqawama, and then once all the treaties are signed I can just declare that it doesn't exist anymore. Hey, it worked for Hitler.

But, all imperial ambitions aside, Charlie should be applauded for this Quixotic endeavor -- trying to get army colonels not to obviously dress like army colonels in their free time. If they all heeded her advice, it would certainly do a great deal to beautify parts of DC and much of Virginia.

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LOL I'm outta here in a fortnight, bound for the land of the midnight sun and then dear old Blighty living out that adage if you don't like where you live and your government move somewhere else. Twist my arm!

I'm digging all this Caligula referencing too... Malcolm McDowell or John Hurt? Classic or New coke!


I'm loving what happens when you google Cintra Wilson now, we can harness the machine.

We will meet at The Chelsea Flower Show and entertain a score of tailors :)

Posted by: Swedish Socialists at April 22, 2008 12:37 AM

Hey, I never Google myself but I just Googled myself and....WOW. How'd that happen??

That's like Gandalf-level magic to me.

I am staggered. Spellbound. It's every girl's fondest wish come true. Dang. It's like seeing my face on Mt. Rushmore, only more flattering.

Um, THANK YOU magic Google manipulator.

Hey, do you have the power to kill things on the internet as well as breathe life into them? I'm thinking we could eliminate the Governor of Oklahoma altogether. Whaddaya say?

Posted by: Cintra "OMFG!" Wilson at April 22, 2008 7:04 PM

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