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Monday, October 20, 2008
CALIGULA FOR PRESIDENT: TIME FOR A TYRANT
The relentless stress of the democratic election process getting you down? Let Caligula put the bold strategic power of the covert Holy World Order right in your lower-middle-class hands. Obama vs. McCain? -- Yawn.
Either way, Caligula will still be President of the United States...and your personal savior. Let this campaign ad convince you. You'll never look at nunchakus the same way again.
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Haha Love you CINTRA!!! Sorry I've been away but I got over here to London (via Sweden and Polski) in May and still can't leave. Just wanted you to know that I cast my overseas ballot and I will be up all night on the 4th with all of you. November 5th is bonfire/Guy Fawkes Day as I'm sure you know so I will be going wild in some strnge combo of Wicker Man, The Wiz and school house rock combined with 'Only Fools and Horses.'
(You think Sarah of The Dump looks bad from the US? To the press over here she might as well be bar-b-quing the hearts of hospice workers! P U!)
...Guy Rictchie's ass is almost free and so is the US!
xoxo
Posted by: SuperAmanda at October 28, 2008 11:00 AM
Dear Cintra:
I haven't seen much hate mail ("Instead of Sending Hate Mail, Please Go Abort Yourself") in the comments to your recent politics-related entries, not really - I have seen several bits by folks who are disappointed with your own, er, approach to the discussion (I submited one). Maybe I just couldn't stand to read through it all. Should people who disagree with you abort themselves, or just the people who are mean or shrill or threatening? I'm really surprised your skin isn't thicker. I adore your essays and fashion columns and smarts, and that banner makes me not want to visit your site anymore. Can't wait to read Caligula, though.
Love,
Jenn
Posted by: Jenn Carbin at November 4, 2008 10:43 AM
Although we'll have awhile before Caligula is elected President at this point, it is my understanding that he was just elected Mayor of Sacramento.
Posted by: MP at November 6, 2008 10:23 PM
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