Namechecked by Rush? That fatass who produced the minstrel show tune about Obama? Cintra, you have arrived, you "over-the-top feminist babe" you! And after reading his show's transcript, I would love to just dip both ends of one of his prized stogies in dog piss and sneak it back into the humidor.

Posted by: MP MP at September 18, 2008 9:58 PM

Cintra,

You need to get your facts straight. I strongly recommend you check them out before inserting you foot in your mouth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usvG-s_Ssb0

Posted by: SP in AZ SP in AZ at September 19, 2008 2:16 AM

Namaste, Cintra-ji,

The Great Unraveling is already way, waaay beyond anything that can be fixed by either party! Time to forget about these jokers competing to be Captain of the Titanic. If life is the black comedy I suspect it is, McCain will be so excited when he gets (s)elected, he'll cark on the spot from a heart attack!

Hail President Palin! God Bless America! God Save the Queen!

Time to stock up on groceries. And a really good water filter (pour-over or hand-pump variety).

Buona Fortuna,
Wayni-ji

Posted by: Wayni-ji Wayni-ji at September 22, 2008 5:00 PM

It's painfully obvious why "feminists" hate on Palin - they're all ugly dikes! *shudders*

Cintra, if you want to take a look at white trash, go look in the mirror.

Posted by: PRCalDude PRCalDude at September 23, 2008 2:43 PM

marl bro Man and The Cincinnati Kid or is it Harley? All i know is one day he'll be discussed alongside Goddard and Olivier and if you get to eat at Joe's Crab Shack with Micky, Val Kilmer and Jan Michael Vincent than you are an uber snob and IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

Check out my new song called "Sacreghetto boy" about a "Slerd" (half slacker half nerd) that steals copper wiring from UC Davis air conditioners while daddy buys them a Kawasakis and blackberrys. It's on my blog.

LOVE YOU CINTRA!

Posted by: Super Amanda Super Amanda at September 19, 2007 6:03 PM

You hate celebrity Cintra??

Isn't celebrity what you analyize, trade in and secretly want to become?

Don't you kind of think of yourself as a celebrity ?(albeit a minor one)

I love you Cintra but let's be real, you claim to hate celebrities because you envy them :)

Posted by: Mike Mike at September 20, 2007 10:47 AM

Dear Mike:

Thank you for weighing in with your interesting if somewhat primitive assessment of my life and my values.

Mike, sometimes it's hard for atavistic, TV-brainwashed diphthongs like yourself to understand that one needs a minor level of consumer recognition in order to sell books. But the fact is that if I REALLY wanted to be famous (or, for that matter, sell a LOT more books) I would have already had sex with Tommy Mottola or hired a publicist at some point in my two-decade career.

Those are usually the conventional first steps people take in the fame-seeking road to rehab. Oh, and I wouldn't have moved out of LA. New York is not where one goes to get famous for anything but pornographic late-night local cable access shows - and I don't have one of those either.

Hey, I could also be making real money and getting a whole lot more attention writing about lipstick for big, stupid glossy magazines.

Instead, I PAY good money to have conversations like this with good people like yourself, because I think Hollywood is the domestic propaganda with which fascists hyptnotize a dog-brained American public into looking the other way while they push through policies that fuck us in the fanny.

Glad I could clarify that for you.

Love,

Cintra

Posted by: cintra "Not So J-Lo Really" Wilson cintra "Not So J-Lo Really" Wilson at September 20, 2007 1:56 PM

Wow Cintra, sounds like I hit a raw nerve there!
I was just joking! No need to get upset :)

Posted by: Mike Mike at September 20, 2007 2:29 PM

This is all well and fine, but you realize your high-minded shunning of fame and fortune has robbed me of a well paid job as your dog manny? Won't somebody think of the entourage?!!

Posted by: steven steven at September 20, 2007 3:01 PM

Primitive assessment... Cintra nails it again! And she said "fanny."

That's sexy in a grandmotherly way...

Posted by: Brink Brink at September 21, 2007 4:44 AM

lol not unless you Gran is from the UK!

The word fanny has a different incarnation there!

Posted by: Super Amanda Super Amanda at September 23, 2007 1:06 PM

Did anyone tape it?

Posted by: Brink Brink at September 24, 2007 12:44 AM

Wilson, your socio-politico "punditry" remains primo. But... if you don't make some sort of comment upon the Jerry Springer/Chris Hansen Dateline "flair" with which our USA tele-automatons are "receiving & questioning" Ahmadinejad, I will lose all faith in hot-yet-snippy/brainy chicks who flung their smarty-pants selves from California to greater world trade (read: NY) glory.

Posted by: I'm-A Deena-JADD I'm-A Deena-JADD at September 24, 2007 9:10 PM

All you need to know about Iran is that we are being brainwashed with domestic war-will fomenting propaganda in preparation for our weak-minded, hate-sick, alcoholic-Douchebag-In-Chief to bomb the djellabas out of them, in service to his only friend, the secret evil shadow government of war machinery manufacturers, because they are all dopesick for oil and he's that kind of loser, i.e. the kind of loser that will do any grotesquely rotten gang-rape of a thing, just because all his other frat brothers are doing it.

I didn't hear anyone say THAT at the Democratic debates tonight, but that doesn't mean he's not actually drunk.

Posted by: Cintra "In A Dinner Jacket" Wilson Cintra "In A Dinner Jacket" Wilson at September 26, 2007 11:40 PM

I wonder if they have skateboarding or polka dots or Andrew WK or boobs in Iran.

Posted by: Brink Brink at September 27, 2007 12:32 AM

Yes, Cintra is correct. The Rothchilds and Rockefellers in combination with the Freemasons and the Council on Foreign Relations are using war and oil to take control of the world. By creating war in the middle east they evil -doers are able to distract the populous from their activities in the currency and gold markets. President Kennedy had tried to get the US back on a gold standard and get us out of Vietnam (You know what happened to him) but now all politicians are under the control of the shadow world government who secretly control everything. (I can't identify these secret world leaders but I'll give you a hint...... that not suppsed to eat pork andthey wear little beanies so they can ID each other).
I learned all this when I was working at a hospital and an old man, on his deathbed, taught me a secret shriners handshake that allows me into meetings where all of this is discussed. I also once got a ride on a SPECTRE gunship and saw how these 'Black' aircraft (using technology reverse engineered from UFOs held at area 51) are being used to keep the populous down (especiualy the black muslims).

The truth is out there people but how long will our dark lords and masters allow CIntra to keep spreading these truths???

Posted by: Lee Harvey Lee Harvey at September 27, 2007 9:54 AM

Har har hardy har, Lee Harvey.

I'll have you know that even Botox is alien technology. In fact, the cell you're probably sitting in right now -- or the Bangladesh phone bank, or wherever you are -- is completely owned and operated by the same shady forces that killed Jon Benet.

You should be scared.

Posted by: Cintra "A Hefty is As Good As A Suitcase" Wilson Cintra "A Hefty is As Good As A Suitcase" Wilson at September 28, 2007 1:29 AM

Yeah Cintra, I bet you know all about botox. Smoking is supposed to make your skin lose its elasticity.

Posted by: Lee Harvey Lee Harvey at September 28, 2007 2:27 PM

Lee Harvey, you make a great point. Not about the (sic) Rothchilds and the Rockefellers of course -- though the spelling shtick was funny. Rather -- smoking is not so good for the skin.

Posted by: Neil Patrick Harris Neil Patrick Harris at September 29, 2007 1:13 AM

By the way Lee, nice job on the Daily Show. You started shy, but you rocked it at the end.

Posted by: neil patrick harris neil patrick harris at September 29, 2007 3:51 AM

By the way Lee, nice job on the Daily Show. You started shy, but you rocked it at the end.

Posted by: neil patrick harris neil patrick harris at September 29, 2007 3:56 AM

I dont eat pork

Posted by: Brink Brink at September 29, 2007 12:40 PM

Segue...Mickey Rourke is great...loved him Spun...not everyone can pull of white cowboy boots like he did...
PS - google "Mickey Rourke biography channel" -

Cintra wins...

glory to the highest

ha

Posted by: Madamtrixie Madamtrixie at November 12, 2007 10:03 PM

Segue...Mickey Rourke is great...loved him Spun...not everyone can pull of white cowboy boots like he did...
PS - google "Mickey Rourke biography channel" -

Cintra wins...

glory to the highest

ha

Posted by: Madamtrixie Madamtrixie at November 12, 2007 10:04 PM

Are you sure that's a picture of Elizabeth Goth Chelberg? It looks like Muire D. in one of her burlesque outfits to me...

Posted by: Pretty Lady Pretty Lady at August 13, 2007 9:48 PM

Cintrastic Planet, zounds but this was a good Shopper! Having been in the Miu Miu my own self -- I can attest to the fact that she ain't kiddin', folks, it really is as she says. Am forwarding to my peeps pronto. I love this show!

Posted by: boug "Pierre Cardin was my papa" boug boug "Pierre Cardin was my papa" boug at August 2, 2007 11:58 AM

Drew Barrymore used to do Miu Miu ads and they were hot.

http://www.drew-barrymore.net/community/index.php?s=ff56f382c10b70340b0d0cad822fec9b&act=gallery&CODE=02&gal=Professional/Modeling/Miu_Miu

Posted by: Brink Brink at August 2, 2007 12:29 PM

Does the Times need anyone to write about the Brooks Bros. outlet in Grove City PA? I have lots of time on my hands.

Posted by: steven steven at August 2, 2007 1:09 PM

Does the Times need someone to write about the Brooks Bros. Outlet in Grove City PA? I'm available...

Posted by: steven steven at August 2, 2007 1:16 PM

oops.

Posted by: steven steven at August 2, 2007 1:18 PM

Me like the Brooks, Steven. No shame to that game -- though, to be sure, my wallet is less fond of the preppy gentlemen.

Posted by: boug "Brooks was a brother" boug boug "Brooks was a brother" boug at August 2, 2007 1:23 PM

The reviews are in

Posted by: steven steven at August 2, 2007 3:11 PM

umm over at racked..the review..my HTML has failed me completely.

Posted by: steven steven at August 2, 2007 3:15 PM

You spent $450 on a pair of pants? I feel completely and absolutely absolved for buying that Colin Houlder punk-rock princess dress with the black-and-white photograph, the petticoat and the fluorescent hardware detailing at Ai Ai Gasa last spring.

Posted by: Pretty Lady Pretty Lady at August 2, 2007 3:48 PM

You spent $450 on a pair of pants? I feel completely and absolutely absolved for buying that Colin Houlder punk-rock princess dress with the black-and-white photograph, the petticoat and the fluorescent hardware detailing at Ai Ai Gasa last spring.

Posted by: Pretty Lady Pretty Lady at August 2, 2007 3:49 PM

Awesome as ever Cintra, you make the NY times shine like a new penny.

Posted by: Super Amnada Super Amnada at August 2, 2007 4:44 PM

"Wizard of Oz", "Planet of The Apes" AND "Willy Wonka" references in one review?!

Love it.

Posted by: C.Edwards C.Edwards at August 3, 2007 12:30 PM

Any chance of taping some of Cintra's bit and YouTube-ing it? (seeing as how a lot of us are total losers and live elsewhere, just my luck the last time I saw a CW gig was that fucking reading in a laundromat)

Posted by: steven steven at June 20, 2007 10:13 PM

Ya man, that's what I'd do if i was there! C'mon! Hook us up!

Posted by: brink brink at June 21, 2007 1:19 AM

You know, I never think of doing that. Frankly, though, I am deeply grateful that last night's performance was NOT captured on film.

I hope it wasn't, anyway.

I did learn a valuable lesson: Never try to perform an over-written PowerPoint presentation to a bunch of drunk people after 10:30 PM, after a Drag King salsa number.

I can't recommend it.

Posted by: Cintra "Put Some Stank On It" Wilson Cintra "Put Some Stank On It" Wilson at June 22, 2007 10:53 AM

Oh no, did you eat a plate of prosthetic dicks? Rough crowd anyway, they're all hyped up for Pride and the hangover/crash isn't due until after July 4th.

Posted by: steven steven at June 22, 2007 12:27 PM

I'm betting on Josh Fruhlinger, to win this thing, he has billions of commenters and he's probably got them mining the intartubes for material.

Posted by: steven steven at June 20, 2007 7:40 PM

Dammit, this is the single most reason I regret not being on the East Coast anymore :(

Posted by: Brink Brink at June 20, 2007 7:57 PM

I'll say it once, I'll say it again, this joint fast needs to become an image board of sorts.

Posted by: Sir Philip Sir Philip at June 20, 2007 8:01 PM

thanks Adammmmmmmm

Posted by: steven steven at June 20, 2007 10:09 PM

Hey Sir Philip: what's an image board?

I know, I'm blonde. I'll ask one of the boys. But...I'll LOOK INTO IT.

Posted by: Cintra "Voted for Nader" Wilson Cintra "Voted for Nader" Wilson at June 22, 2007 11:00 AM

Being born blonde, I had to work hard for the darker less boring stereotype. Now, speaking of darker things, find the darkest, largest pair of monochromatic sunglasses you have, and observe the internet's 9'th Circle: 4chan.org, the event horizon of which is /b/, a warmpthless maelstrom where distilled internet memes take form from chaos (or anything pixelated just sucked into it) then hurled into endless cyclic transformations.

Well, that's the most dignified description I can think of, anyway..

Posted by: Sir Philip Sir Philip at June 26, 2007 3:02 PM

Being born blonde, I had to work hard for darker stereotypes. Now, speaking of darker things, find the darkest, largest pair of monochromatic sunglasses you have, and observe the internet's 9'th Circle: 4chan.org, the event horizon of which is /b/, a warmpthless maelstrom where distilled internet memes take form from chaos (or anything pixelated just sucked into it) then hurled into endless cyclic transformations.

Well, that's the most dignified description I can think of, anyway..

Posted by: Sir Philip Sir Philip at June 26, 2007 3:04 PM

Axe the first one. This joint fast needs editing capabilities, also. Maybe I should subscribe. :-)

Posted by: Sir Philip Sir Philip at June 26, 2007 3:07 PM

I just did not f-cking write "Axe", too, suggesting it be applied to my original. Good grief..

(Philip pushes himself away from the desk and goes to a nearby cafe to drown himself in bubble tea..)

Posted by: Sir Philip Sir Philip at June 26, 2007 3:10 PM