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CINTRA WILSON: The Terse Bio

Cintra is originally from San Francisco, where she spent several years performing and writing for the stage. These writings begat journalistic writings, which in turn begat books and occasional forays into TV and screenwriting. After a very brief pit-stop in LA, she moved to New York, for obvious reasons.

CINTRA WILSON: THE CODEX

BOOKS
  • Colors Insulting to Nature (Fourth Estate, 2004)
  • A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Re-Examined As A Grotesque, Crippling Disease and Other Cultural Revelations (Viking/Penguin 2000)
  • SHORT FICTION
  • Red Spiral Notebook (ZOETROPE All-Story)
  • The Abounding Gutter (USAToday.com)
  • ORIGINAL PLAYS
  • XXX Love Act
  • Soul Hunt (Interactive)
  • The Bitsy La Fever's Kingdom of Passion Trilogy
  • Arbuckle
  • Dognite
  • Juvee
  • Alien Soul (One-man show)
*Most of these took place in San Francisco. And nope, none of these are in print (yet). TV With director Tim Boxell

Creator and voice of Winter Steele for Liquid Television on MTV

Las Appassionadas - (MTV banned it, but it won a bunch of film festival awards)

Gia (I wrote chunks of it, but due to the black arts of Hollywood skullduggery got no credit)

AND occasional punditing gigs in which I sit around in a dark little room and say snarky things about such luminaries as Shannen Dougherty and/or the cast of Friends, for E! and/or the Court Channel.
PRINT

PRESENTLY APPEARING:
Salon.com (archives + sporadic new articles inc. the Annual Oscar Meltdown and new think-pieces on under-appreciated actors which will eventually comprise a new book entitled 19 Men and Judy Davis.)

The DREGULATOR - Bi-Monthly Lowlights of the Yellow Press (A rundown of the worst in celebrity tabloid news)

PASTLY APPEARED:
Cintra Wilson Feels Your Pain (unhelpful advice column for SF Examiner, 1995-2000)
Assassin Girl's Morality-Fu (PAPER Magazine column, 1996)

ROTTING ON THE SHELF: Unproduced Screenplays
XXX Love Act
Red Spiral Notebook (Based on short story in Zoetrope)
Gidget, Moondoggie and the Big Kahoona (a collaborative gig with Francis Ford Coppola)
Gia


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Gawker

They actually think I'm famous!

Defamer

The Hot Pocket of Yellow Journalism!

Opinionistas

She linked to me! She likes me!

Perez Hilton

What a naughty, naughty boy!

D-List Radio

Daniel Nardicio for Pope!

East Village Radio

The Vatican of Rowdy Gay Radio!

The Reluctant Whore

A Thoughtful D-List Sluminati

Mike Albo

An Angel in No Clothing

Balls and Walnuts

Hoffman is ears, nose, throat, and The Tits as well.

Blue Gal

Sizzling Heroine of Leftward Blogging

Jan Von Sontag

The reddest assistant I ever had!

Loud Mouth Soup

They're nice. And drunk. And possibly gay.

TRUTHOUT

Kills lies. Dead.

Capitol Hill Blue

Nobody is safe while the White House is occupied

Amnecia

We'd Do Dallas

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Pentagon Diva knows the Dreamiest DC studs!!

johnystarr.blogspot.com

Johnny Starr is magically delicious

Kevin Gilbert

Kevin Gilbert

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A Monster Songster

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She's HOT, she's HILARIOUS... she's my ROLE MODEL

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So knowledgeable, yet so kind.

No More Mister Nice Blog


Staying on toppa things, he is.

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